about him
Everything we know. It is not a lot.
He is outside
Every day. Rain or shine. He has never been inside and does not understand the concept. "Inside" is where the chart lives. He prefers the field.
The face
This is his only expression. Up 300%: this face. Down 80%: this face. His wife left: this face. It is called equanimity, or possibly nothing.
The arms
Long, floppy, pointed slightly outward as if he is about to say "well". He never says well. He never says anything.
Why is he blue
Nobody asked him. Nobody will. He stands in a green field and he is blue and the two colours have agreed to get along.
his day
A photo diary. He does things. They are small things.
more soon. he is not done.
the numbers
He did not pick these. They are just what a fair launch looks like.
Mint revoked. Freeze revoked. No team wallet, no presale, no roadmap. The roadmap is the field. He is already on it.
how to buy
Three steps. Then you also have a blue guy.
- 1
Get a wallet
Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper and put it somewhere that is not a screenshot.
- 2
Get some SOL
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to that wallet. Leave a little SOL for fees. FWONGUS leaves a little grass for later, same idea.
- 3
Swap for FWONGUS
Open the pump.fun link up top, paste the contract address, choose an amount, confirm. He is now in your wallet. He is still outside.
stare contest
Press and hold on him. First one to blink loses. He has never blinked.